I'm serious. You think I jest. She resembles at least three superheroes. Unfortunately for us, two of them are the Hulk and an X-Men named Banshee.
When she starts to get angry, we call her Hulk Baby. She starts to grunt, and then she cries and turns a different color. In her case, it's not green but a nasty shade of purple. Sometimes Hulk Baby turns into Banshee. Check out this description of Banshee from Wikipedia: "An Irish mutant, Banshee possesses a 'sonic scream,' capable of harming enemies’ auditory systems and causing physical vibrations."
Yep, that's my girl!
The good superhero is Wolverine, yet another X-Men. She has this amazing ability to heal herself. Which is good, because she routinely catches herself on the face with her nails - also Wolverine-like because her wimpy mamma can only stand to cut them when she's fast asleep.
When she starts to get angry, we call her Hulk Baby. She starts to grunt, and then she cries and turns a different color. In her case, it's not green but a nasty shade of purple. Sometimes Hulk Baby turns into Banshee. Check out this description of Banshee from Wikipedia: "An Irish mutant, Banshee possesses a 'sonic scream,' capable of harming enemies’ auditory systems and causing physical vibrations."
Yep, that's my girl!
The good superhero is Wolverine, yet another X-Men. She has this amazing ability to heal herself. Which is good, because she routinely catches herself on the face with her nails - also Wolverine-like because her wimpy mamma can only stand to cut them when she's fast asleep.
2 comments:
Yeah, I likes me some Wolverine. :) You're cracking me up. Thanks for brightening up Team Clean day :)
Try filing those nails, at least in between clippings. They'll still be razor sharp, but maybe it will postpone the clipping a day or two. I hate it too! =)
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