The people who design the majority of baby clothes are either high or sick individuals.
I mean really - who makes a pajama sleeper with only three buttons at the top? My child is bendy, but come on. I can just see people sitting around a boardroom table laughing diabolically as they approve these designs. They know some unsuspecting and well-meaning person will buy these for an expecting mom at a shower. The mom will take the clothes gratefully, figuring it's one less thing to buy. At the time, she won't give a second thought to the logistics of jamming a newborn's squirmy, contorted body into aforesaid pajamas.
However, the mom will rue the day they took such a gift, and curse the manufacturer who had the nerve to mass produce such a torture device.
I'm convinced the people who design baby clothes are without child. I think it's pretty obvious. If they had kids, they would make them out of material impervious to stinky formula (more on stinky formula later), poo (much more on poo later) and any thing else an otherwise beautiful baby decides to eject from their body.
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Oh amen sister!!
The people who design baby clothes are the same MEN who design maternity clothes (Let's put a tag on the side of the belly on EVERY SINGLE SHIRT and see how long it takes a pregnant lady with an already-itchy belly to go mad!!).
They're also the same people who get up in their quiet homes after 8 hours of sleep and write those books about how you should really let your child cry it out, and how if your newborn doesn't sleep through the night from the beginning, he/she will become a serial killer years from now.
Welcome to mommyhood, JPo!! (It was so much easier with cats.)
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